When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.

Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."

Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"

Thunderclap Arrow by naruto_dictionary January 31, 2021

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Dirty Arrow

A gay person who is very tall and likes to lick pussy

Wow man you are such a Dirty Arrow

Dirty Arrow by Fungunmangrop September 1, 2021

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Broken Arrow

When my curved penis gets stuck in a stuffed animal while making amateur porn and bends even more. Do much that I can cum in my own mouth. As I suck my own cock, the strain, breaks it in two.

Ouch, my broken arrow

Broken Arrow by HiAnton March 6, 2022

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Poison Arrow

If I were to say to you, "can you keep a secret?"
Would you know just what to do or where to keep it?
Then I say, "I love you", foul the situation
Hey girl, I thought we were the right combination
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums
Love on arrival, she comes when she comes
Right on the target but wide of the mark
What I thought was fire was only the spark
The sweetest melody

Is an unheard refrain
So lower your sights, yeah
But raise your aim, raise your aim

Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care
I care enough to know, I can never love you
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid
You think you're smart, that's stupid
Right from the start when you knew we would part
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow

Poison Arrow by Death Menace May 11, 2023

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