apocarolypse

Those dreaded 25 or 30 days before Christmas when all you hear when you turn on the radio is sellout whiny pop singers remaking Christmas carols over and over and over.

John: You gotta help me, man. I don't know what to do!
George: Calm down, bro... what's wrong? You look pale.
John: My bus driver always puts on the radio and for the past 2 weeks I haven't heard anything but "Joyful Toys for Joyful Boys" by Alicia Keys.
George: Oh lord... has the apocarolypse already begun?

by Ass Kicka November 24, 2011

Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.

Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.

by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013

Apache blowtorch

When one places a ghost pepper on his penis for use of protection, then inserting into her anus, removing it and then she eats it.

I met this mexican girl on tinder last night, she wanted to go to dinner, so i gave her an apache blowtorch

by Ubaspawn April 8, 2017

apachebeast

The best vainglory player of all time. Mainly plays blackfeather, but is number 1. In all .

By apache she biggest fan bouchy

Man ApacheBeast is the best at

by Apachezzz May 23, 2017

apache sidewinder

The new girl at work that everyone wants to do but is afraid to ask for fear of getting shot down.

Have you checked out the new girl in sales? I’d go over there but I’m worried she’s a total Apache sidewinder.

by Rick the mailman May 6, 2018

Apache slap

When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.

Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!

by Barubenblue March 4, 2019

apocne

A breakout of apocalyptic events signaling the last days of planet Earth due to global warming | uh · paak · nee

“The tornados yesterday were an apocne. It was crazy.”

by apocne December 1, 2019