Alyssa is a rockin soccer player with a rocking soccer church voice. She makes the angels cry. She will be in the World Cup some day and then all the people will be like “woah dude” and then she will take over the word.
by MaxGRockinSocerChamp October 11, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. Is The most beautiful person you"ll ever ever meet!! She is out going and so fun. She will melt your heart every time you see her!!! She deals with all the bull shit and say something right back! She is Loyal and willI never cheat on you. She will show you unconditional love and will love you for ever!!
by Jdhddhhdhd August 10, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away
Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**
Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away
Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**
Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
by cels_tars1029 April 1, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. A girl who is an amazing friend, will always be there for you, if you aren’t your man, she’ll steal him. She’s very funny, sweet, caring, kind, and a bad bitch. If you ever become besties with an alyssa, Damn. You’re blessed my friend
Guy 1: DAMN. Did you see alyssa walk by? She’s the nicest girl in school!
Guy 2: what did you say man? I was to busy staring at alyssa
Guy 2: what did you say man? I was to busy staring at alyssa
by IAMBESTIESWITHANALYSSA:) February 24, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a caring person on occasion but can often catch the ick , if an alyssa ever catches the ick for u then ur a king .
by Hdhsishzbdheusixheesbb December 22, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. 