Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.
by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011
Get the Alaskan Geyser mug.During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011
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Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Job mug.Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks
by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009
Get the Alaskan Walrus mug.When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
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Get the Alaskan Mudpie mug.Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.
"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
by FuckMaster May 2, 2014
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