Though commonly misconceived as the anal canal through which gerbils at times migrate, a la Richard Gere (that region is better termed "gerbils' boulevard of broken dreams"), rats' alley is a horse of another color. Rats' alley is, in point of fact, not only the anal canal, but also the oral, vaginal, optical, nasal, auditory, wound-ary, navel, penile, areolar, carpal, and phallangular canals through which rats at times not only migrate but defecate upon.
"Did you see all the rats in Julia Roberts' rats' alley last night? She looked like that girl from Indiana Jones!"
-Steven Spielberg
-Steven Spielberg
by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007
Get the rats' alleymug. exploring your neighborhood's alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding "usable" junk (furniture, statues, CD's, etc...), then selling said junk at your own yard sale
by Sexydimma October 17, 2016
Get the alley scroungingmug. by Thebeastwithtwobacks August 1, 2023
Get the Down Ugly Alleymug. An older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life
by -thereal-mvp October 2, 2016
Get the Bowling alley bitchmug. Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022
Get the Meet the Chimps in the Alleymug. Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
by WoLfBaNdIt February 27, 2018
Get the Back Alley Buffetmug. When you are getting head and they pop a finger in your ass. Best with a prostate massage.
Also known as a Plum Plucker, Civil War or North vs South
Also known as a Plum Plucker, Civil War or North vs South
by Nick Fukqu November 3, 2022
Get the Back alley lollymug.