Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. mug.Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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person 1: yo bro who the goat
person 2: abraham lincoln
person 1: aint that the american president
person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president
person 1: ohh gotchu
person 2: abraham lincoln
person 1: aint that the american president
person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president
person 1: ohh gotchu
by botaccount1984 December 9, 2025
Get the Abraham Lincoln mug.Although devilishly handsome, with a smile easy to trust, and a hairline drawn by the gods, Abraham is a dangerous man, a man of great power and athleticism, a man of great understanding and intelligence beyond that of the average human. Do not mess with Abraham, he would prefer to love you unless given no option. At the point of no more options, your fate has already been sent into the hands of the god of death, and the order will be carried out by Abraham himself.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
by DefinitelyNotAbraham November 22, 2021
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Get the ABRAHAM mug.He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.
by Carlene Abbot November 23, 2021
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