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Australian Shave

It's like a shave, but down under
She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave
by ThePotatoChip January 4, 2017
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Australian armpit

It's like a regular armpit but down under. (Cock or pussy)
Girl 1: armpit check!
(Girls sniff armpits)
Girl 2: Australian armpit check!
(Girls lift one leg high and bend over taking a sniff)
by livelafluv88 May 22, 2015
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australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 15, 2015
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Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.
Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
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Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.
“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner
by Delaginger February 22, 2021
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Australian doomer

A very special kind of doomer.

Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.

Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.

May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.

They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.

Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"

Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"

Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"

Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"
by astray doomer June 4, 2023
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australian boys

metafore for penis and testicles, meaning down there
Emergency Room S07E01:
Something wrong with the australian boys?

Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
by havarka October 1, 2014
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