AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

Your ass burn them boobs too big and your cat shit and it smell like bounce that ass

Jeremiah:my ass burn
Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
Evelyn: omg this must be that AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

by OfficerTakeUDown October 28, 2025

asstronomy

Da study of da planet Uranus.

Not all humans appreciate having you observe their posteriors --- either up-close or with a telescope --- and so if you persist in partaking of said "asstronomy", you may eventually either get "mooned" or have a loud/odiferous fart directed your way!

by QuacksO March 30, 2026

Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.

“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “

by lollypappa November 17, 2020

baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023