almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice

Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

alma hater

Person with an intense dislike for his school/university.

Dave: Dude, why was Derek cheering for the other team?
Ed: Haven't you heard? He's a total alma hater.

by evil0verl0rd June 3, 2010

almole

a person who has a huge mole on there facial area

Omg look at alice's almole

by 19chinn<3 December 27, 2011

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

almeira

Almeira;noun. Usually used to refer to a girl. She is very supportive and tends to be emotional sometimes, she is kind, loving, and caring. She tends to be best at basketball

Amel your not as sporty as Almeira.

by Bellathorne January 28, 2018

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018