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Abraham

Abraham is a cool guy, he usually loves playing minecraft and other games. Mad gets really mad over video games and loves cricket.
Abraham aint a bozo.
by lolratiobozo April 15, 2022
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Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
by Anony. Res October 19, 2023
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Abrahams

Abrahams... Well there is not much to say about this name. It is extra, its has too many A's in it. Us Abrahams' are a family full of tons of different traits and habits. One person in particular is crusty (AS IN FLAKY AND WEIRD), almost bald, and has a big nose. Their name starts with a C and they are one of the most "out there" people
The Abrahams family is amazing!
by Larry Benson January 2, 2019
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Abraham

Abraham
by Guccipolio November 14, 2025
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Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.
Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.
by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023
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Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.
Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Abraham Miller

is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work
Abraham Miller not doing his work again
by unkown696969 December 6, 2022
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