Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024

Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned

omg hi in the ned

by zay<3 March 26, 2022

NED Syndrome

Not Enough Dick syndrome. Causes sadness, horniness, and makes one think everyone is hot enough to be a 10 even if they are a 3.

Angela just went home with the ugliest guy here. Probably NED Syndrome

by rlempent556 June 25, 2020

Ned

He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay

Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny

by Ohwowie April 13, 2022

ned flames

someone who is often mistaken as a nepo baby. When infact, he is not a baby, he is forty-five!

Danny gonzalez is a wannabe ned flames!

by vrzee April 15, 2024

Ned

A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.

"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.

by yeetmeplease May 25, 2018