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Mermaid

A girl with the top part of a human, and the bottom of a fish.
The beautiful mermaid swam in the ocean with the graceful dolphins.
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Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.
Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.
by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016
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Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 29, 2021
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Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.
Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.
by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020
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Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch
That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.
by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021
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mermaid

a mermaid is butifeul
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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Mermaid

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018
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