The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
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Get the mermaid sex mug.The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.
Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.
by pb&mj July 30, 2019
Get the Mermaiding mug.a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
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