fire melon

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.

Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!

by Caleigh R January 13, 2006

melon head

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)

by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 1, 2004

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013

honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.

"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.

by Cleo1996 December 7, 2021

Melody the Melon

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.

Melody the Melon is so funny!

by Kawaii Melon November 5, 2018

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010