A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
by Peter bidet February 4, 2019
Get the To bidetmug. My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.
by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018
Get the american bidetmug. A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.
by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021
Get the Bidetmug. "Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)
by J's A's August 1, 2019
Get the Bidetmug. A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
Get the Swedish Bidetmug. When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021
Get the Chocolate bidetmug. When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.
by anikenobi June 27, 2023
Get the Dirty Bidetmug.