hot stranger

When a man warms up a towel and masturbates with his off hand.

After a frustrating evening of gaming Henry gave himself a hot stranger.

by Salty Patch Kid March 24, 2015

japanese stranger

When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.

That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.

by TickleFanny November 02, 2017

creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.

by Viet Phan January 09, 2007

The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 05, 2018

virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.

'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'

by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008

frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off

i gave myself a frozen stranger

by thamann March 18, 2005

stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.

Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.

by Silly Sam, The Seamen Man April 02, 2014