Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 08, 2019

human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.

Me and my friends made a human pile

by MLGPugMaster December 21, 2016

Tyler pile

That friend who allways gets roasted

Hey Tyler pileturn off your headlamp
Tyler:stop making fun of my forehead

by Kansastreetanner December 07, 2016

Beaver Pile

Lesbian Orgy

Kristen went to Becca's for dinner but ended up walking into a beaver pile in process.

by Rmdeecee March 11, 2016

piling stinks

having multiple poo's in one sitting and leaving behind a displeasurable smell that fills the bathroom and sneaks out the door.

brad: where's sam daz?
daz: piling stinks

brad: man I thought I smelt shit!

by dirtywizard March 28, 2011

decontamination pile

Pile of mail received that you are not opening due to excessive covid 19 fear.

No I did not receive your birthday card - it must be in the decontamination pile.

by O4 hoops guy March 29, 2020

failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.

After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.

by Anonymous Poop Tipster July 11, 2008