Melissa

A fat ugly entitled bitch who sits on the couch all day and has 3 vibrators hidden in her closet.

Guy 1: Did you milk the cows yet?
Guy 2: No I haven't milked Melissa yet

by MuralButton80 March 18, 2020

Melissa

Awesome girl. She is hilarious and obsessed with Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and dancing. She is an amazing dancer and also an amazing friend. The only bad thing is one of our friends is going to kill us all and sew us together to R.I.P. in the same coffin. We are really good friends, best friends. No we aren't the closest but I still love her to death, luckily for her though I'm not the one planning to kill her, that's our other friend. W are swiffeys together even though I technically am not. She's helped me through a lot even if she doesn't know it.

Guy: dang! You see that awesome dancer over there?!
Girl: yah that's my friend Melissa. She's totally obsessed with Justin Bieber and she's completely awesome.

by Friendofagirl December 30, 2012

melissa

a girl who will usually give blow jobs and do alot of kinky stuff

such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it

melissa: hey johnny
johnny: ehh
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me

by thatoneguyyoublew November 29, 2011

melissa!

a girl who act like know paragliding but she doesn't.not only she had trouble but she give us trouble.she like to spin inside the washing machine

melissa! the spining in washing machine

by yzhsis6dhjdi November 5, 2019

melissa

a loyal friend who is alwasy there for you. she is amazing and kind!

Omg, shes so kind! She must be named Melissa.

by idklolololz March 4, 2021

Melissa

a girl who makes typos every five seconds and is mean to duncan just bc he is white and she also uses the n word but she isn’t black and her race is hard to even tell

“You’re pulling a Melissa!”

by xbomboi November 20, 2018

Melissa

Melissa is a well known gorgeous girl and she knows it. With model features She is full of confidence and is well known by all, she inspires others with her soul and good intentions She is spontaneous and carefree. She party’s like there’s no tomorrow but She is loyal and will always go all out to making people happy. You’d be lucky to date or have a friend like her.

Have you seen Melissa she is gorgeous 😍
I wish I had her style and looks

by Big time stoner April 5, 2021