Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018

Kevin

A gay hillbilly with blond eyebrows

Don’t be a Kevin come on dude

by Sam nidel February 13, 2018

kevin

some dumbass nigga that said he was gon shoot up sum bumass school in yonkers . niggas was all wallin said he had 12 days too prepare fym you got 12 days kevin . anywho he got expelled .

person 1: YO ITS KEVIN

*niggas through they shawtys in front of them to save themselves* (selfish ass niggas)

by ILOVEDICK , EATMYPUSSYNIGGA October 16, 2019