Jason

Just a regular sexy guy, who the wee lassies love.

The lassies love the fella Jason!

by Jaseymcd12 November 23, 2021

Jason

Loves Ethan more.

Jason loves Ethan more.

by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021

Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

Jason

The anime guy who defeats the ender dragon by himself in a server full of friends. Gets embarrassed easily. Oh, and he also starts a lot of wars.

Dont trust Jason in letting you defeat anything by yourself.

by heh_ September 30, 2020

Jason

A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.

Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.

by AJM85 June 28, 2012

JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

Jason

Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.

Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.

Jason is such an ass. All he does is talk about my mom being a MILF.

by Mexican 1999 June 2, 2018