Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 07, 2020
The Cheeseburger Monster is a Invasive species, such are classified as those that have a competitive advantage over natives because they can grow rapidly, reproduce quickly, and adapt easily to a variety of habitat conditions. The Cheeseburger Monster is known to be from Costa Rica and made its way over to the USA. They are also known as (Rum Rum, Chum Chum, Chum Rum, Rum Chum, Fleabag, White Lightning). They love eating Cheeseburgers and will do anything in their power to obtain one and will even use force to get one.
sweet Jesus is that a The Cheeseburger Monster I see!
by Saif Hussain October 14, 2020
by ymes May 13, 2024
John: Hello I'm gonna go play Cheeseburger Crusade
Marie: wow that's the best game on the roblox platform
Marie: wow that's the best game on the roblox platform
by toast#2614 July 31, 2023
Gregg said his upper lip smelled like poo after he gave a cheeseburger to Eric while driving through the mountains of Tennessee.
by ChuckDaddy69 September 10, 2017
To shove a piece of cheese into a girls butt hole and then push it deep inside, often finishing in the process. then, you eat her out until you eat the cheese.
by Minkle Binkle January 10, 2025
by Kolla April 11, 2021