AK-47 holder

Slur for Communists

He’s an AK-47 holder

by Chief Norm March 28, 2024

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

45/47

To grab a woman by the pussy.

I gave my wife the ‘ole 45/47 last night.

by anonymous November 22, 2024

45/47

To grab a woman by the pussy.

I gave my wife the ‘ole 45/47 last night.

by anonymous November 22, 2024

45/47

1. A historical man-made disaster, that sent humanity’s spiraling backwards into the wrong direction.

2. The antithesis of greatness

Humans will have to do a considerable amount of work to recover from 45/47

by CiciMimi March 30, 2025

Club 47

A categorization of people with one extra chromosome in their DNA; can also refer to a categorization of exceptionally stupid individuals.

When I say “exceptionally”, I mean “there’s no way somebody can be so stupid, and yet this class of individual exists to prove you wrong”.

“Hey, is that guy buying $100 worth of V-Bucks?”

“Looks like it. Probably a ‘Club 47’ member”, go easy on him.

“Okay, but do his parents know he has their credit card?”

by Star_Index_Media May 28, 2025

Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck

Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025