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45/47

I gave my wife the ‘ole 45/47 last night.
by anonymous November 22, 2024
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45/47

I gave my wife the ‘ole 45/47 last night.
by anonymous November 22, 2024
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Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck
Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*
by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025
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mk-47

This is the second meaning for mk-47, along with the other definitions of mk. It is used as a silly way of saying mk, which means okay.
by Ilikecontractions December 6, 2025
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ONG 47

When someone is stupid and don't know how to spell the word one defined as 15147 numerical.
WE ARE ONG 47 NOT YOUR CAUSE YOU ARE ONE.
by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023
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kalashnikov-47

Let's end this fucking blyat with the Kalashnikov-47
by i don't know 1234 April 1, 2023
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AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.
Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.
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