loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.

haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know

by judah2 December 9, 2003

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

scott and ness

Scott and Ness <3
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3

Both are (trans)

Scott and Ness like cheese.

by Shitfart78 July 26, 2021

Dude-ness

A person who is not a dude but is trying to be a dude

By making grunting noises, this guy was trying to show his dude-ness!

by demonapurva February 18, 2022

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the characteristics of a bitch ass individual.

Caleb: Hey what's been wrong with David lately?
Patrick: He's just got a lot of Bitch-ass-ness in his sytem

by Cavid Manham January 13, 2016