When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.
I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?
by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 3, 2021

When you're being protected.
Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.
by samozvanets June 22, 2014

I was buffering a girl last night
by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"
by SirRusky May 1, 2016

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
easy out wing man third wheel savior
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
easy out wing man third wheel savior
by Helladays January 28, 2016

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 7, 2022
