fucked-up-ed-ness.

1. all that is fucked up in you.
2. what causes your being "fucked up"

3. the state of being fucked up.
4. why your fucked up.

My bad childhood is the root of my fucked-up-ed-ness.
You're the bane of my existence, the cause of my fucked-up-ed-ness!

by Madelaine Avery June 3, 2006

loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.

haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know

by judah2 December 9, 2003

Buttpeg(ness)

-Used when there is no other word to describe the person or situation. (Can be used in a positive or negative manner)

-"Tom...you're such a Buttpeg!"
-" You Buttpeg!!
-" This is Buttpeg(ness)!!!"

by Rnoffsinger May 6, 2011

non-fun-ness

The complete abscence of any fun or the action of having fun. Can apply to students suffering from abnormal amounts of tests and homework.

Can we change the subject to something more fun to take our minds off the non-fun-ness?

by :)+:)=:D October 15, 2010

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010