A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020
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Flexer: look at my car collection in my garage
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?
by FadingSins January 18, 2020
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Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”
Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”
by SQuiet February 18, 2020
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Person 2: Stop fucking passively flexing, you dickhead.
Person 2: Stop fucking passively flexing, you dickhead.
by Ding dong, the bitch is dead! November 3, 2021
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