Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Latte

A derogatory term used against white people.

Look at all those lattes over there.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Leon Latt

Leon Latt is an adjective. An adjective equivalent to so good. So good that it is great. So great that it is excellent. So excellent that it beats a glass of water when you are super dehydrated (i.e., you haven't drunk any water in 24 hours + ran outside in 25 degree heat).

My day was Leon Latt

by gumgirl789 November 27, 2022

Latte-mammor

Swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.

Yesterday I had to wait for 20 minutes in the Starbucks line while Latte-mammor were getting their lattes. I am done with these crying babies.

by faked l.udsry, June 3, 2022

Running Latte

When you're running late because you've stopped for coffee. Or, you're already running late, so you stop for coffee anyway.

Hey, I'll be there in 15 minutes, in just running latte.

by DrJones1603 November 2, 2023

Mocha Latte

A term used to indirectly refer to hipsters, also used for white upper middle class girls who love Starbucks. Sometimes is Frappe Mocha Latte instead.

Look at that kid with his Mocha Latte and skinny jeans

by dextromethorphan July 13, 2021

Cleveland Latte

This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!

“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”

by FireLG75 May 12, 2022