zeke

The previous (to today - 02-16-2011) meanings/definitions for this phrase are complete ZEKE !!!! The only definition that came close was #20 -- 'drizzly diarrhea'. I know; I constructed this usage >50 years ago. Zeke = a good shit;
a fine bowel movement; an unusually rewarding and satisfying excremental experience. As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".

As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".

by Howard Fupp March 3, 2011

zeke

1)a man that is intimidated by smaller women.
2)a man who is really confused and makes lame excuses.
3)a man who likes to blame his shortcomings on "false pretenses".

1)Amy has her bluff in on that Zeke.
2)When he drinks he really turns into a Zeke.
3)He says he has a big dick when in reality he's just a Zeke.

by Amy and April October 17, 2008

zeke

any stranger that is an odd looking mofo

Dude, did you see Zeke in the grcoery store? He comes in all the time.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

zeke

retard that gets ditched by his friends all the time.

zeke be dumb

by hardit1213 April 23, 2019

zeke

when diaria runs down the side of your ass cheek!

ewww thats a zeke

by mitch beck June 10, 2004

zeke

A stupid little round prick with no life and plays way too many video games.

"Yo, dat guyz a zeke man"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

zeke

a fish whom can't find their way home

"Even though he is a fish trapped in a humans body he will never be able to touch the butt" -Zeke

by The Fish Seeker September 30, 2018