Thickest ass in the universe , if you ever meet a zarley you’ll always remember that thick rump. Zarley’s always have a dump truck !
by Rumpus May 16, 2021
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You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following:
Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before a boss fight.
Randomly leaving vent for no discernable reason.
Leaving for a 3 days camp to a homosexual help group without telling anyone during ulduar raid days.
DC'ing and taking an hour to log back on.
Liking only Indie music groups that noone knows about.
Being very influencable yet acting as if you have an iron will.
Being a liberal fuck.
Thinking your a better tank than you are... indefinitely.
Not flasking for your own raids when you are the MT.
Not buying raid food for yourself for your own raid when you are the MT.
Being a fail tank in general.
Having an extremely low voice.
Being homosexually repressed.
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Facts:
Zarael has admitted to being gay.
Zarael is bad.
Zarael lives in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky.
Zarael's gay lover is phalangies.
Zarael wishes Switch was gay so they could have sex.
Zarael trys but fails to repress his homosexuality.
Zarael thinks hes a good tank.
Zarael has tried to quit WoW before but failed.
Zarael should NEVER be left in charge of a guild.
Zarael should NEVER be in charge of the raid.
Zarael does not have a flying mount because not only is he stupid, he is lazy.
You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following:
Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before a boss fight.
Randomly leaving vent for no discernable reason.
Leaving for a 3 days camp to a homosexual help group without telling anyone during ulduar raid days.
DC'ing and taking an hour to log back on.
Liking only Indie music groups that noone knows about.
Being very influencable yet acting as if you have an iron will.
Being a liberal fuck.
Thinking your a better tank than you are... indefinitely.
Not flasking for your own raids when you are the MT.
Not buying raid food for yourself for your own raid when you are the MT.
Being a fail tank in general.
Having an extremely low voice.
Being homosexually repressed.
___________________________________________
Facts:
Zarael has admitted to being gay.
Zarael is bad.
Zarael lives in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky.
Zarael's gay lover is phalangies.
Zarael wishes Switch was gay so they could have sex.
Zarael trys but fails to repress his homosexuality.
Zarael thinks hes a good tank.
Zarael has tried to quit WoW before but failed.
Zarael should NEVER be left in charge of a guild.
Zarael should NEVER be in charge of the raid.
Zarael does not have a flying mount because not only is he stupid, he is lazy.
"Wow he just pulled a Zarael"
"lol this guy is Zarael"
"omfg zarael...."
"Alright lets pull now we finally cleared trash.... *ready check*........ ffs zarael.
"lol this guy is Zarael"
"omfg zarael...."
"Alright lets pull now we finally cleared trash.... *ready check*........ ffs zarael.
by Blackstabeth July 28, 2009
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A shawl/poncho like colorful piece of clothing, usually used on elder Mexicans over one shoulder. It's colorful, and very important. Baby's used to be carried wrapped in one, and it also served as a blanket.
Somebody thought it was a good idea to once again use our Mexican culture to make money and made it a fashion statement. Carajo.
by Lady Izamar MTY October 27, 2004
Get the zarape mug.Very mature, and is eerily great at giving advice. Has a knack for helping people with their problems, and often attracts problematic people. Good at reading others but they themselves are hard to read sometimes. They have been through some shit and although it effects them they don't often let it show. They are intelligent and use opportunities to expand their intelligence when possible. Has a lot of friends, and is likable. Is busy and expected of a lot by the people in their life. Because of their strong/mature demeanor, it is easy to forget that they aren't perfect and need breaks just as much as anyone else.
by YourVeryWelcomeGoodSir December 5, 2018
Get the Zoraleda mug.Zarlena is a tomboy she hates anything girly. She loves to play sports and loves being outside. Zarlena is a good friend she is all was there for her friends if you mess with her she doesn't care if you mess with her friends or family you are dead she will kick your ass. Anyone would be Lucky to have Zarlena has a friend. Zarlena will make you laugh and smile. She is the best friend anyone could have. Zarlena loves the country. Zarlena has a good side and a bad you don't want to see her bad side.
by Foxy05 January 29, 2018
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