by Mei Xian April 30, 2003
Get the zamboni mug.A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.
Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!
Person2 - I cant!
Person 1 - Why not?!
Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!
Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!
Person 2 - Damn right
Person2 - I cant!
Person 1 - Why not?!
Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!
Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!
Person 2 - Damn right
by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006
Get the Zampolve mug.by zambocious zeta September 1, 2009
Get the Zambocious mug.A Zamboa is a large amount of mass, which is ugly and eats everything in its path.
It is usually a women and can only be a man if ugly and fat enough.
They are only found on the east coast of Australia and in the Pacific Regions
Spotting are rare because the numbers of the Zamboas are falling due to unexplained heart problems.
You can describe one by the following features and characteristics:
- Large, really really big, massive (you will know if you see it)
- Strange colored hair, unusually shades and weird lengths
-Really moody if you don't agree with them your lunch
-Hungry, be fed at least 24 times a day
-Sometimes spotty
If you see one make sure you stay right away or you will cop an ear bashin
-Rapid Mood swings from normal to extremely aggressive in seconds depending on what you say.
It is usually a women and can only be a man if ugly and fat enough.
They are only found on the east coast of Australia and in the Pacific Regions
Spotting are rare because the numbers of the Zamboas are falling due to unexplained heart problems.
You can describe one by the following features and characteristics:
- Large, really really big, massive (you will know if you see it)
- Strange colored hair, unusually shades and weird lengths
-Really moody if you don't agree with them your lunch
-Hungry, be fed at least 24 times a day
-Sometimes spotty
If you see one make sure you stay right away or you will cop an ear bashin
-Rapid Mood swings from normal to extremely aggressive in seconds depending on what you say.
by LeGiTxHaRrOcarnt July 21, 2012
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Get the zamoimoi mug.Damn that kid is really Zamskiing it. He's being trying to get something on Urban Dictionary for months.
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