hit your boyfriend day

On January 7th, is to hit your beloved boyfriend/s! Do it

Hey! It’s hit your boyfriend day!

by Your_mommy_Joejoe December 6, 2023

go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

Joining your hits

I go where you go.

“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”

by Ktbswagg November 2, 2021

Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

by Micah the monkey September 7, 2022

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

hitting your luh

This is where you assert your dominance by screaming. Just like the individual named "Evan" he plays many games and has a son that has a vagina (I don't make this shit up okay)

evan: whats hitting your luh
me: joe mama
evan: ok i hit my luh ok
evan: screams

by usecoderenegade October 28, 2019

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021