Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

Get back with your ex day

Get back with that one you missed out on. Get back with your ex day is so you can have a second shot

Dang I might have another shot, tomorrow is get back with your ex day

by Mr cherry popper November 1, 2018

Curb Your Enthusiasm

What originally began in 1999 as a one-time one-hour special on HBO about "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David's return to stand-up comedy, has turned into a critically acclaimed smash-hit that has spanned 5 seasons(2000,2001,2002,2004,2005) and has earned itself quite a few awards. The show is mostly about the daily life of Larry David and his wife Cheryl(played by Cheryl Hines) and all the hilarious trouble he gets into by pissing people off.Other characters that play key roles in the show are "Jeff Greene"(played by Jeff Garlin Larry's agent, and Jeff's loud-mouth expletive-laden wife "Susie Greene"(played by Susie Essman). If you like(d) "Seinfeld" you'll either LOVE or HATE "Curb Your Enthusiasm" due to the fact that the two shows are quite different.

Larry David has written and appeared in EVERY "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.

by Bobalo December 28, 2005

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014

Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

by Swaggerella September 3, 2012

Out of your element

A phrase used to describe someone who is out of place or does not belong in a specific situation, setting or group. Not cool. Not able to understand a subject or group because you are unfamiliar with it's nuances. This phrase was made popular by the film "The Big Lebowski".

When a white dude says nigga, he is out of his element.

When the gayest dude you know starts talking about macking on honeys, he is out of his element.

When your little brother tries to borrow your ride so he can act like it's his, he is out of his element.

You're out of your element, Donny!

by Flip Schitz December 13, 2008

keep your eyes peeled

Look out for Watch out Look ahead Stay focused focus

Don't forget, keep your eyes peeled for bear tracks out there.

by KaneyKane August 13, 2016