I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

by TDYank June 9, 2020

You just said Ike

"You just said Ike, dumbass" is a line from DougDoug's video where he tries to beat a level in Super Smash Bros without saying the name of any Super Smash Bros character. Since "Ike" appears in alot of words, the most common Super Smash Bros character for DougDoug to fail the challenge on is Ike. The text-to-speech says "You just said Ike, dumbass" when that happens.

You just said Ike

by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!

A response to any insult directed at someone around you

Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 16, 2016

I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

by What the ? February 25, 2006

you can said that again

That's true

You are bad boy , you can said that again!

by Miro.r November 4, 2022

The thing you said but about YOU though

Somebody else kid is going to get what YOU deserve if you do stop trying to make using my own words against me work.

Retard "The thing you said but about YOU though!"

Hym "Yeah, hey... It doesn't apply in reverse and siding with the molestee does not make you virtuous. And do you know why? I am not going to live as the not-creator of AI. And in trying to make me to that is condemning a child to death. There is no 'you not doing anything' here. You are not a bystander. You either want the kid to die or you want me to get the credit. There is not 3rd option for you. Get over yourself but YOU are not the creator of AI. And neither is fucking Noah."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2025