would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 4, 2004

Thank You Rape

When someone does something nice for you, and to thank them you force sexual activity upon them.

Barry got me a new coffee mug yesterday, so I dragged him into the closet for some Thank You Rape!

by OptimumAce October 17, 2011

Would You Rather

A game where the the players must choose between two difficult options, and explain their reasoning for why they chose their option.

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

by JoshiePoo69420 November 26, 2021

Who'd you rather

One of the simplest, yet most entertaining and bond-constructing games ever. Basically, you name two chicks (or dudes) who are similarly matched in attractiveness, and the other players choose with they would rather. Certain rules apply, like no naming guys if there are straight dudes playing the game. Can be much fun at parties.

Guy 1: ok dude, who'd you rather, alice or melissa?

Guy 2: damn, tough call... probably melissa, she's got a nicer rack...

by Hey,WhatsUp February 19, 2011

you rat

A inside joke between me and my unpopular friends. our friend group makes names for this short boy who is growing extremely fast. Saying "you rat" is when we are joking around when they did something stupid.

Ex: Me and my 2 friends were dancing in her parents nail salon bathroom. The short boy barricaded it, but we danced so hard we got the door open and he fell down.

Andy: "You rat! Why would you knock down all those books at the library?!"

Lynn: "I lost my phone in between books!"
Andy: "You dirty rat."

by ichybichy September 23, 2018

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

You Raise Me Up

The greatest song ever written by mankind. Originally written by Secret Garden's Rolf Løvland and lyrics by Brendan Graham. The song has been covered more than 125 times, most notably by Josh Groban

A: You Raise Me Up is undoubtedly the greatest song heard on the planet.
B: No sh*t...

by KYJC January 12, 2008