pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.
"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame November 13, 2005
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Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!
by Mr. Turtle096 September 29, 2010
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Po' Man's Yarmulke

The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.
by Tyrone Goldstein April 16, 2007
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slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.
by IvyCruz January 04, 2024
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Sticky Yarmulke

The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it
David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim
by handy hickster April 13, 2021
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Yarmulke Trick

Scoring three hockey goals in 24 hours. Less than a hat trick but more than just a goal or two.
Tkachuk scored two goals yesterday. If he scores one more today, he’ll have a Yarmulke Trick!
by JusDin January 06, 2025
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The yarmulke

The act of a man whipping his cock out and the partner grabs his cock, cuts off his foreskin, and wears it as a yarmulke.
Friend 1: Hey buddy did she give you the good old yarmulke last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, the yarmulke felt nice, wait till later that shit bussin.
by Thatbebussin February 21, 2021
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