pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.

"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame July 24, 2008

Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.

Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!

by Mr. Turtle096 September 30, 2010

Po' Man's Yarmulke

The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.

Tyrone Goldstein is rockin' a sweet po' man's yarmulke.

by Tyrone Goldstein April 22, 2007

Sticky Yarmulke

The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it

David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Faggot Yarmulke

A toupee.

Does this clown really think he's fooling anybody wearing that faggot yarmulke?

by Publius0987 August 20, 2025

Yarmulke Trick

Scoring three hockey goals in 24 hours. Less than a hat trick but more than just a goal or two.

Tkachuk scored two goals yesterday. If he scores one more today, he’ll have a Yarmulke Trick!

by JusDin January 5, 2025

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024