xlisiv

to have sex with many women but be exclusive to none.

Man Dude your xlisiv with your chicks

by xlisivgene October 2, 2007

Xylosax

1) The unfortunate hybrid combination of a Xylophone and a Saxophone. An excellent example of why instruments should practice abstinence. The blowing/hitting of such an instrument often results in a painful sound often accompanied by temporary insanity until the sound waves are thoroughly 120 miles away.

2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo.

3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits.

1) My child wants to play the Xylosax. I shall throw him into a burlap sack and beat him with reeds.

2) Activate the Xylosax!

3) Activate the Xylosax!

by Sir Brautigan August 6, 2009

Xylosphincle

A primative musical instrument in the winds family consisting of a single tube, with it's airflow controlled by a sphincter like valve.

Hey Billy, you can amplify the sound of your (xylosphincle) by eating baked beans

by The giant sphincter June 22, 2018

xylus

Xylus is the most funny person you’ll know. But when you first meet him he can be really shy at first but then he will open up to once you get to know him more, he can get really mad really easily but he is kind in his own ways of showing it. He is really competitive and athletic so if you want to race someone he is the guy to race because he loves to play outside in the open. He is smart in his way of being smart even when he says he isn’t he really is smart. He loves to make his friends and family laugh by making silly faces,jokes,and by accidentally hurting himself. But sometimes xylus can be upset or sad about something and he wouldn't want to talk about the but if you keep asking him he would tell you... but he is the funniest person & kind loving person you will know coming from all of his friends and family.!!!

A Friend:"wanna race or make a silly face contest?"

Xylus:" Race. Bet I’ll beat you again"

Friend:"we’ll see about that buddy"

"Both laugh"

by Josi_Army0712 May 8, 2019

Xylina

Xylina is a beautiful woman who is loyal, kind hearted and will elevate your life. She is a go getter, who is always down for some fun and her laughter is contagious. She is the life of the party and many flock to her ever shining light. She is a free spirit with a sharp tongue. Don’t ever double cross or break Xylina’s trust or she will come for you. She is very motherly and is always ready with sound advice. She is a great best friend who is always there and will always have your back. If you are lucky enough to date a Xylina keep her because she will change your life for the better. You never want to have Xylina as an enemy. She will turn your life upside down and she is about that life, you will catch those hands.

Get you a Xylina.

by Puthy Power November 22, 2021

Xylie

She is a very pretty girl/woman. She might friend zone you in a heartbeat if she wants to. But when you leave her she will be sad/ mad!

Xylie is the definition of beauty.

by She has no idea February 18, 2018

xylia

A Canadian chick that looks like an American chick that has chink eyes. Started smoking marijuana way before the average person but then quitted right before everbody started started. Doesn't show any emotion except for the laugh she spews out every 10 seconds.

"I saw another Xylia in Penticton BC in Canada. She was staring at some chumps in a Tinychat."

by ThatGuy28 February 13, 2015