Wronkled

To feel wronkled is to be numbed by tiredness, where you lose basic human functions for a while. It can also be used as a synonym to puzzled.

Person 1: This movie is incredibly confusing, I can't understand it at all
Person 2: Right? It has me absolutely wronkled.

Wronkled by TheQueenCeasedToExist October 10, 2020

Wonked 

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

Wonked by getwonked December 20, 2020

Wonked my Willy 

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

Wonked my Willy by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024