Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009

Wetting

The act of peeing/urinating/pissing your pants. Often very embarrassing if a teenager or adult. Or if your into omorashi its enjoyable.

Yo I just witnessed a wetting, girl totally peed herself bro!

by Informativelass March 14, 2020

Wetting

New Zealand slang term for getting drunk on alcohol. Predominately used is univeristy towns such as Dunedin, Palmerston North and the Wairarapa Bush.

Are you wetting tonight?

by Punter101 November 12, 2010

wetting

merking,beating someone, killing them, beatin them up

i be wetting mc's like rainy weather (dizzee rascal)

by uk grime June 13, 2008

wetting

Stabbing someone repeatedly, wetting them with blood

I’m wetting them pagans like rain.

by II Lxlita II March 7, 2021

Third Party Bed Wetting

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.

Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019

watting

means what, in a lazy way, derived from latin

watting u sayin then

by thomas123.. July 2, 2005