Pronounced 'whats-its-eye-tuss', it is the 'infection' one catches when using too much fake tan. It can affect anyone of a white colour, but is mostly seen on 15-30year old female chavs/preps.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to);
*Entire body turning bright orange (look up Wotsits, where the name originates from)
*Looking like a tool
*Being ridiculed by anyone within veiwing distance.
Symptoms will fade over time, but there will be a chance of a relapse.
The best way to avoid Wotsitsitis is prevention. Stay away from fake tan.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to);
*Entire body turning bright orange (look up Wotsits, where the name originates from)
*Looking like a tool
*Being ridiculed by anyone within veiwing distance.
Symptoms will fade over time, but there will be a chance of a relapse.
The best way to avoid Wotsitsitis is prevention. Stay away from fake tan.
Girl one - "Hey, did you see Candice last night? Girl was bright orange!"
Girl two -"Yeah, I think she caught Wotsitsitis."
Girl two -"Yeah, I think she caught Wotsitsitis."
by MissPixi July 10, 2011
A small Penis belonging to a ginger person. When said Penis is sucked, it also tastes cheesy like a wotsit
Georgia: Hey Katie, did you get a mouthful of Ritchies Tasty Wotsit yet?
Katie: You know i did girl, you were there too
Georgia: Oh yeah, I do love how it tastes so cheesy
Katie: You know i did girl, you were there too
Georgia: Oh yeah, I do love how it tastes so cheesy
by Peter Francis October 03, 2022
To be a good friend
by Daisy_123 February 19, 2023
The selection of beige and orange, corn and maize snacks found in abundance at children's parties. Usually arranged indiscriminately in large bowls or trays front and center of the spread. Some believe the Wotsit Trough is the first known location of 99% of all viral and airborne infections leading them to be considered areas of significant scientific interest.
Where's little timmy, it's time to sing happy birthday?
He's over there face down in the wotsit trough?
He's over there face down in the wotsit trough?
by Allunderme March 14, 2020
by ChrisEeJay December 03, 2022
Used to indicate the person is a pain in the bum or an arsehole, but in a cheeky way. Used commonly in the UK, usually about young children or animals.
"Little billy is a right little wotsit, I caught him stealing the teachers sweets" or "That cat is a little wotsit, I caught him shitting on the sofa again"
by [UK]TJ February 10, 2021
A British girl in secondary school usually covered in fake tan and foundation, giving then a crusty, orange appearance similar to the Walkers crisp "Wotsits" (Which are basically Cheetos). These girls are most commonly skanky and usually are in years 7 to 10.
Guy 1: My little sister's got a fucking wannabe-roadman boyfriend? How the hell?
Guy 2: She's a Wotsit. Wotsits and His kind go together like bread and butter.
Guy 2: She's a Wotsit. Wotsits and His kind go together like bread and butter.
by CharlieChonk December 20, 2018