Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016