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Worksexual 

For the individual who is able to be heterosexual or homosexual, but instead chooses to be attracted more to their work and gives in to their workaholism desires more than anything else, male or female.

Less stressful than a relationship, and the feeling is always mutual...and work doesn't care when you have your period.
Allison: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Katie: Sorry, I'm sending an email to a client and it's totally turning me on... forgot to tell you I'm worksexual now.
Worksexual by kpchilli January 3, 2011
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hoodsexual 

A sexual orientation where you are only attracted to Calum hood from 5 Seconds Of Summer
Person: Michael is hot af
Me: sorry, I'm hoodsexual
hoodsexual by Cakeaf June 20, 2015

Foodsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to food
Mark: Are you into girls?
Jake: no
Mark: so... you like guys then?
Jake: no
Mark: you like both?
Jake: no I’m only attracted to good I’m foodsexual MOM CAN YOU BRING ME A HOT POCKET
Foodsexual by Bigchungus1273 January 13, 2019

womosexual 

Would you put down the womosexual magazine. Do you want people on the train to think that you are queer?
womosexual by BikerBaby May 2, 2010

Foodsexual 

"That brownie I saw totally turned me on, I think I'm foodsexual now."
Foodsexual by Forrealz27 February 13, 2017

foodsexual 

Where you find food sexually attractive and just can't keep your hands off it. You can be walking down the street and just the smell of it makes your mouth water and your body tingle.
Hailey: Aye. Can I tell you something?

Jasmine: Yeah. Sure.

Hailey: Umm... I'm foodsexual.

Amanda: No way!! Me too.
foodsexual by Unknown Account July 10, 2015

Womosexual 

"Matt ur such a womosexual!"
Womosexual by Colourfield January 31, 2009