Wompus

A hairy vagina

A ninth grader is a wild wompus cat that you can not contain.

by Wompus cat October 26, 2019

Wompus Cat

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

by hoothoot December 24, 2007

wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

by john hammond August 3, 2007

Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

fetty wompus

a word used to describe deep pussy

dang my girlfriend has a huge fetty wompus

by cheeseeater9000 March 3, 2021

Caddi Wompus

1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.

2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.

3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason

1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!

2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.

3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!

by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010