Womb Swagger

The swagger that is injected into a fetis during the third trimester by the fetus carrying human/animal. This type of swagger can not be modified from its original state. Side effects of Womb Swagger include: large penis, long multiple sex sessions, jealous ex girlfriends from years past, bloating, gloating, diarrhea, upset stomach, elephantitis, STD from random sluts, and strong forearm muscles. Please seek a doctor if you are taking the following medications: Viagra, Petpto Bismo, Tums, Advil, Preperation H, chewing gum, and/or Cymbalta. If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours please consult a different slut to decrease the swelling.

Why is your ex-girlfriend always telling her friends not to date you. You broke up with that slut years ago. Oh it must be your Womb Swagger.

Womb Swagger by chadalackgrill October 13, 2009

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Empty womb syndrome

A woman that can’t and has never had children of her own and is quick to claim any and everyone else’s kid or kids even though it has a negative effect on the child and mother without cause

Commonly happens when one sister has kids and the other doesn’t there for the sister without child is welling to do whatever and anything it takes even if mentally emotionally, and psychologically damaging to the child!!!

My older sister Mammy has that empty womb syndrome bitch is tryin to take my little sister Anne’s babies.

Empty womb syndrome by Miranda Alarcon October 6, 2021