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Castle Wolfenstein 

1) The first in the Wolfenstein games. Used 2D overhead view and was released for the Apple 2 computer and the Commodore 64. It also used voice samples. It was about a US soldier who has to escape from Castle Wolfenstein and avoid Nazi's.
2) The Castle in the Wolfenstein game series.
3) Also reffered to as Wolfenstein 2D, has a sequal and a FPS created by ID software.
Castle Wolfenstein, Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

Vex Wolfenstein 

The owner of a Google+ community called DANK MEMES, who disappeared every single time chaos started in his community. He's believed to be dead.
Kobe Barnes: Hey, thanks for promoting me, Vex Wolfenstein.
Yellow Kleeborp: It was thanks to me.
Kobe Barnes: *fuck all* *bans yellow kleeborp* *disappears too*
Vex Wolfenstein: *never heard from ever again*
Vex Wolfenstein by Doriko August 24, 2017

WolfenStorm 

He was found by the Lumbee people in 1587 with a bloodied and swollen head. It was purported that he had tripped and hit his head on a rock, and as a result he was unable to recall his identity or his past.

He was only a young child, so the Lumbee people took care of him as one of their own. Having no recollection of his identity, the Lumbee people called him Wopposhaumosh, which translated into White. It took him no time at all to understand their language, and he adopted their customs as though he was one of them.

When he came of age, he went on a vision quest. He had been sitting in a circle for two days without food or water when a howling jarred him from a trance. A strange wolfish creature crashed through the underbrush and rushed at him. Frightened, White jumped up. The huge wolf jumped into the air, but it was unable to touch the man. It was then that White realized he was floating high above the ground. Disturbed by this revelation, he fell to the earth. The wolf's jaws clamped over his arm, and White yelled. Moments later a bolt of lightning came crashing down upon the beast, and White lost consciousness.

The next day White returned to the village. He was feverish and his people did all they could to heal the inflammation on his arm. Eventually, the fever broke and he recovered.

The night of the next full moon it was discovered that White was something all together different. He transformed before the villager's eyes, and became a beast known as a werewolf. He did not harm anyone. Instead, he ran off, howling at the moon, while a wild tempest raged around him.

Every full moon the villagers noticed how drastically the weather changed when White changed. They gave him a new name because he was a new person. It translated into WolfenStorm.

As time passed, WolfenStorm learned that he could control the weather in his human form. It was only in his lycanthrope form that he had no control of how his emotions affected the weather.

The years went by, and WolfenStorm remained untouched by the passing of time. He did not age due to the immortality granted to him through lycanthropy. When his friends died, he took to the wilderness. He found an abandoned cave and made it his home. There he explored his psionic abilities and eventually he even controlled his lycanthropy. No longer did he change during the full moon if he did not wish to do so.

Occasionally, WolfenStorm would return to civilization for a short period of time. He was an extrospective observer during these times, preferring to remain a safe distance away from others. To keep himself busy he wrote short stories and novels under various pseudonyms through the years.
Mary had always wanted to meet the were-mutant known as WolfenStorm.
WolfenStorm by Roy Ott December 12, 2008

Wolfenstein 3D

Wolfenstein 3D (often incorrectly credited as the first, first person shooter) is an FPS game for DOS computers created by ID, who are the creators of DOOM, as well Quake, and even FPS games before wolfenstein.

The game consists of fighting nazis, mutants, dogs (or giant rats in the crappy nintendo version) and several larger boss enemies, including Hitler and Hans Grosse.

The game is extremely historically accurate as well.
I am playing wolfenstein 3D blasting away nazis with a chaingun, woot.

wellenstrummelzentrierung 

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.
If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.

Beyond Castle Wolfenstein 

1) The second in the Wolfenstein game series. Came out for the Apple 2 and the Commodore 64. You have to leave a bomb outside of Adolf Hitlers room. And you also have to avoid Nazi's.
2) See Castle Wolfenstein
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