one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

winterhoax

the exposing of shitty hosts and people

Did you see BadSK on Winterhoax? Geez.

by elduck March 30, 2021

winterholler

a unique son of a bitch. Typically a baby left on a bridge in china. She/he's cool and classy. humourous even. #she/hewasafosterkid

Damn, look at that Winterholler all traumatized and shit.

or...
Have you ever talked to a Winterholler? cause fuck their humor is dark.

by phartlard April 15, 2023

Hot Winger

The act of putting Buffalo sauce on the penis prior to insertion/penetration of the pussy and/or anal cavity.

"Our sex life isn't spicy enough baby"
"We should spice'n things up ;) "

"Hot winger me baby! HOT WINGER ME!!!"

"aaaaaaaahhhhhhh"

by ReMiJE November 9, 2009

Homeschool Winner

Even though asking questions here isn't right, we all got this idea from an OLD "cards.swf" file on the homestarrunner.com server. It's gone now, but when you flipped through a "deck of cards" in it with all the characters and their names, you came upon "The Unguraits" and finally, "Homeschool Winner," the rejected characters.

Homeschool Winner is sick of explaining stuff.

by Homeschool Winner September 27, 2003

Homeschool Winner

A character on Homestarrunner.com who only makes one appearence in the whole thing. He's in Bubs's Dancing video.

Hey kids, its the Homeschool Winner!Rock on!

by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

Homeschool Winner

A character who was never made.

Nobody loves the Homeschool Winner. He doesn't share his ice cream with you.

by Yaanu August 29, 2003