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The name of a boy who is one of the nicest people you will meet. He’s hilarious and witty and can make you smile when your sad. He is usually Asian. His jokes are sometimes questionable. Your mother will probably think he is a bad influence but that’s ok. He sometimes takes pictures of his sisters butt. All the girls want him because he’s just that cool. If you find a Winston make sure you scoop him up because he will probably make you some pretty awesome jewelry
My buddy Winston
Winston by Oakleythedog June 6, 2019
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The name given to a small and cute penis!
"What a cute little Winston you have!"
winston by usmc97 December 21, 2012
noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.
"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"
winston by StevieJanowsky February 13, 2018
A Winston is the opposite of a Chad but yet quite the little specimen. This person( typically a boi) will mess you up if you talk trash about anime, metal music, and etc. This person loves video games but has a good physique.
(Guy 1)Woah!!! Dude, did you see that guy?!?

(Guy 2) yea man that boi on fire... I think that's Winston.
Winston by Yeetus_beetus July 30, 2019
A lovely man with a big heart. Often a bit overprotective and territorial. Does not like alpha males in his zones and likes to be boss. But will make up for his rudeness with a flash of his beautiful eyes and lots of love.
Girl 1: Did you hear Winston barking at that dude?!
Girl 2: Ya, he is just Winston.
Winston by TheCHEESEcurd! July 3, 2020
I wish my bf was Winston
Winston by THeTruth__* November 2, 2020
The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"

wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."

noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"

wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
Winston by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012