winearrhoea

diaorrhoea caused by excessive wine consumption

why is my winearrhoea always green?

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Windgardium Fartiosa

This levitation charm is the incantation used by witches and wizards to either fly or levitate by the winds of their anuses. The caster mutters the incantation and points their wand before farting in public and taking to the skies. It is one of the first spells taught to the students of Hogwarts, but it was originally concepted by GilstrapTV as a takeoff from the phrase "Windgardium Leviosa" from which he constructed the idea.

*points wand*

"Windgardium Fartiosa!"

*farts and jumps looking upward*

*prances away*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

winetard

Someone who lacks the sophistication regarding the protocol of going to a wine tasting event or sampling wine at a restaurant.

Kevin McDermott was such a winetard at the wine-tasting party, he'll just drink straight from the bottle.

by rustygardner November 26, 2007

wingardium leviosa

it be a spell that makes stuff go yeetileedeet and fly.

It’s WINGGARDIUM LEVIOSA not wingardium levioSa

by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023

wingardium levi hoe sa

a spell that turns your ordinary goodie-goodie girl into a hoe for the night. this spell is mostly used at occasions such as partys, for the pleasures of a controlling male. or used by a girl to give the other girl a bad reputation.

person1: i hate that girl.
person2: omg me to shelly.
person1: i wish we could turn her into a hoe..
person2: we can! WINGARDIUM LEVI HOE SA!
person1: wow! look at her all up on them guys!
person2: told ya so

by rob gouldy January 5, 2011

Wingardium leviosa

A sleek that’s make stuff go fly in air

It’s WINGGARDIUM. LEVIOsa not wingardium levioSa

by On a 25 kill streak I am -yoda April 15, 2022

Winegrad

Also referred to as Rodney Steele, this subject was a famous 80's porn star who's coke habit caused his demise and the loss of function in his phallus which was approximated to be 14.25 inches and now resides at an approximate size of 0.78 inches. This misfortunate event has led people to mistake his small phallus with a clitoris.

That Jared was a crazy Winegrad, especially after his phallus got so small!

by SaladBoyLover January 11, 2006