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one-eyed wet willy 

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
one-eyed wet willy by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
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Reverse Reverse Wet Willy 

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.
- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!

wet willy 

A wet willy is to lick/spit on your finger creep up to an unsuspecting person and put your finger in their ear while turning it around
"I gave John a wet willy"
"That bastard Jake gave me a wet willy
wet willy by Tommygee34 December 26, 2005

wet-willy 

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure
Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.
wet-willy by Shawn N :) May 2, 2006

Wet willy 

to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear

Wet Willy 

A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion
"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"
Wet Willy by Gretchen Boxburger December 31, 2011

National Wet Willy Day 

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”