Ralph Wiggums

A Majestic being called Ralph Wiggums, he was a president on s19 ep10, and becomes king later on in the show.

such a amazing guy, Ralph wiggums

by love ralph wiggums May 9, 2022

dirty wiggum

When you fail a piss test because you stuck your dick up a bitch who had rocks in her crack.

I'm sorry First Seargent. Please don't kick me out. I'm the victim of a Dirty Wiggum.

by Potsy July 25, 2008

Ralph Wiggum

one who is an idiot or overly simple

That guy is a real Ralph Wiggum

by Drew84 January 10, 2003

Ralph Wiggum

a retarded person. ... ... ..

"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."

by Dave Smith January 27, 2005

Ralph Wiggum

A moron.

"I'm special!".

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

The Chief Wiggum Diet

A lifestyle comprised primarily of donuts and alcohol, partaken in by those of an obese nature, not unlike the character Chief Wiggum from the popular TV series The Simpsons.

Hey girl, you pretty fat. You on The Chief Wiggum Diet?

by TheChadiestChad December 19, 2020

Wiggum (n.)

After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.

Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."

by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010