wichser

German word for wanker
Often used to insult people who are really pissing somebody off.

Mann du blöder WICHSER

by Aeko December 31, 2004

Wichita

A nice little small city in south central Kansas with about 350,000 or so people. The west side is pretty boring and the east side is for rich people. Aircraft is a major industry like Learjet, Boeing, Raytheon, etc. Wichita is actually the aircraft capital of the world believe it or not. Lately it has been famous for BTK that was caught earlier this year.

"What? But I've worked at Boeing for over 30 years, you can't lay me off. Oh and you're replacing me with a stupid young kid who knows nothing about aircraft? Boeing you are the greatest company EVER."

by Dennis Rader July 13, 2005

Wichita Falls

A town whos greatest acomplishment is being made fun of on King of The Hill

Did you know Hank Hill visted Wichita Falls?

by undercoverginger May 24, 2019

wichita gal

Laid back gal with a midwestern persona. The opposite of pretentious.

Don't worry, she's a wichita gal, you'll like her.

by chirpie December 12, 2017

wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.

After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.

by Ict November 13, 2019

Wichita Falls minute

A long, indefinite amount of time. It could be 30 minutes or 5 to 10 years. . .
A New York minute is the exact opposite.

People in Wichita Falls be like:

"Give me a minute."
"Man, I ain't seen you in a minute."

# Wichita Falls minute

by Tolu Agunbiade May 11, 2020

Jahnessa Wichers

Weird person sitting in front of you in Drivers Ed

Ew is that Jahnessa Wichers?! She's so weird!

by Frosty55 October 25, 2019