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who shot john 

an exclimation when something unthinkable has just happened.

i.e. you run out of milk, found out you have v.d.
oh shit, WHO SHOT JOHN!?! i'm out of milk son!
who shot john by daveyg November 26, 2004

who-shot-john 

As in same old who-shot-john
who-shot-john by bill T May 13, 2005

who shot john and why 

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.

Who Shot Johnny

A meme in the fandom of popular anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, originating from the story of Steel Ball Run, Volume 18, Chapter 69, where main character, Johnny Joestar, is shot by alternate universe versions of side character Wekapipo, secondary antagonist Diego Brando, and main villain Funny Valentine using his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C). The name of the "meme" most likely comes from the term "Who Shot John"
Person 1:So who shot Johnny
Person 2:Yes

Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
Who Shot Johnny by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019